Agar Ladkiyan Paraya Dhan Hain To Ladake Kya Hain? Nahin Pata Kya? Main Batata Hu . . . . . . Ek Nambar Ke Chor Jinki Nazar Hamesha Paraye Dhan Par Lagi Rahati Hai
Ek Chor Chori Karke Santa Ke Ghar Se Ja Raha Tha Ki Pappu Ki Aak Khul Gai! Pappu: Mera Skool Ka Bag Bhi Le Ja Sale Varna Shor Macha Dunga!
Patni Gusse Me Pati Mahoday Par Barsi: Mai Puchti Hu Ki Aisa Chor Naukar Kyon Rakha Hai? Pati: Kyon Kya Baat Ho Gai? Patni: Hona Kya Tha Aap Parson Hotal Se Jo Chandi Ki Plet Utha Laye The Vah Is Ne Gayab Kar Di Hai
Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye! Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari! Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW! Police waala: kutta hai Dusri bori mein laat mari! Badde bola: Meooowwww Police wala: Billi hai Teesri bori mein laat mari koi awaaz nai ayi! Fir mari, koi awaz nai! 20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya! Abe Saale, AALU hu!